): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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