He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
