Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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