Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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