I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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