She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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