A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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