Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize
