They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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