It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
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Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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