haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
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I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
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You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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