Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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