So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
There's even glitter on my cock...
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