he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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