We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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