So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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