does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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