I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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