You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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