u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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