i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Someone came in the potted fern
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Randomize
