I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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