hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
