Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I will pee on everything he values.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I have already put on my inside pants.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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