I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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