He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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