yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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