He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Randomize
