U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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