you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Randomize
