and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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