what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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