Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
i think im in europe. pls send help
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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