fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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