I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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