what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
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I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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