Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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