Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Houston, we have a blender
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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