I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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