I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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