you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
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should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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