Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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