spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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