She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
He did a backflip because drugs
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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