What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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