She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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