I didn't shave. On purpose
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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