You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
