so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Are we still banned from the library?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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