Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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