Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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