And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.