just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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