Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
