I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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