Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm experimenting with sincerity
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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