i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
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You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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