we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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