What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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